Irreverent embroidery,
one stitch at a time.
For people with excellent taste and questionable language.
Witty cross stitch and needlepoint kits — bold colors, sharp humor, zero doilies.
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Every kit ships with everything you need to start stitching something worth talking about — canvas, thread, needle, and pattern included. No filler, no fuss.
General Irreverence
A little bit of trouble, a little bit of grace.
Sins
Lust, vanity, and a truly staggering amount of pride — all seven deadly sins, plus a few extra to spice up the party.
Finished size: 16" x 16" · 192×192 stitches · 12-mesh needlepoint canvas · Appletons tapestry wool
Sins — Black & White
All seven deadly sins again, but moodier and monochrome — same sass, darker room.
Finished size: approx. 14½" x 14½" · 160×160 stitches · 11-count black Aida cloth · DMC floss
Virtues
Sins' well-behaved sister — trust, joy, and just enough dignity to counterbalance the other pillow.
Finished size: 16" x 16" · 192×192 stitches · 12-mesh needlepoint canvas · Appletons tapestry wool
Virtues — Black & White
The wholesome counterpart to Sins — Black & White, in the same moodier monochrome treatment.
Finished size: approx. 14½" x 14½" · 160×160 stitches · 11-count black Aida cloth · DMC floss
Seat Cushion
A love letter to the human backside, in eleven languages of slang. Good taste, naughty language.
Finished size: 16" x 16" · 192×192 stitches · 12-mesh needlepoint canvas · Appletons wool & DMC floss
Seat Cushion — Black & White
An entire canvas of synonyms for “rear end.” Yes, really. Yes, people keep buying it.
Finished size: approx. 16¼" x 16¼" · 180×180 stitches · 11-count black Aida cloth · DMC floss
Pop Culture
Familiar stories, unfamiliar amounts of sass.
Oz
Ruby slippers, flying monkeys, and absolutely no place like home.
Finished size: 16" x 16" · 192×192 stitches · 12-mesh needlepoint canvas · Appletons tapestry wool
Ilya & Shane
A custom-stitched love story — cottage summers, private jokes, and a phrase or two we won't try to translate.
Finished size: 16" x 16" · 192×192 stitches · 12-mesh needlepoint canvas · Appletons tapestry wool
Ilya & Shane — Black & White
The moodier monochrome take on the same love story — same inside jokes, dressed in black.
Finished size: approx. 14½" x 14½" · 160×160 stitches · 11-count black Aida cloth · DMC floss
Travel
Pacific Northwest in-jokes, stitched for the people who get them.
San Juan Island
Orcas, oysters, and a lighthouse-worthy amount of Pacific Northwest charm.
Finished size: 16" x 16" · 192×192 stitches · 12-count needlepoint canvas · Appletons tapestry wool
Whidbey Island
Mussels, ferry lines, and small-town charm — stitched with love for the Rock.
Finished size: 16" x 16" · 192×192 stitches · 12 count needlepoint canvas · Appletons tapestry wool